Yes carnel is branching out into new, exciting forms of brand promotion by allowing to purchase your very own carnel badges and (coming soon) t-shirts. Show the world that you read the zine that allows you to feel ever so slightly superior to every other roleplayer on the entire planet in the history of the world EVER!
Are you bored by endless debates over the relative merits of d20 and D&D? Well I am so I have decided to do something about ending the tedium. Essentially there are no rational meaningful debates about d20, everyone has their opinion and you either love it or hate it. Summarise your position with a "d20 sucks" or "d20 rocks!" badge and be amazed when the local roleplaying bore collars you for a "discussion" and stops short as you tap your badge and smile.
Stopping arguments before they've started has never been such fun.
Well you may have thought I was kidding but these really are genuine items you can own.